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Fukitol

When you no longer let anybody fathom the immensity of the fuck you do not give, because you took fukitol and no longer worry about your worries.
*family and teachers incessintly pressure you to revise for an exam for the subject you didn't enjoy for the previous 2 years*

fukitol, I'm goin to party tonight till 6am, fuck the exam
by haych,jay,kay June 15, 2010
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fuckwit

Someone who wears inappropriate clothing to an event, does weird shit for no apparent reason and smells like a combination of cat puke and dog shit (typically due to having dreadlocks and not washing himself/herself ).
Look at that fuckwit, wearing House Slippers to the gym!

Is he seriously hand-standing on top of a car? What a fuckwit!

She has pet spiders? Gosh, she’s a fuckwit!

What is this fuckwit thinking? Who does backflips off of sand dunes and brags about it?

How much longer do I have to be in this waiting room? I’m sitting next to a smelly fuckwit!
by Hop Jakewood April 25, 2020
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Fuckwitable

a person you can fuck wit, some one that jus cool
That girl brittany is fuckwitable!
by MzAndie June 29, 2009
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fuckwit

Literally, one whose wit (intelligence) is fucked. Generally used as a term of abuse.

See also fucker, wanker, politician, arsecandle
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
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Fuckwitage

To suffer from fuckwitage; being a total and utter fuckwit.
Noun: Fuckwitageness. Fuk-wit-age-nes
Brad: <Is drunk. Knocks things over. Curses anything that moves or shines.>
Sarah: <Talking to police Officer.> I'm sorry, he's suffering from fuckwitageness... <Shakes head.> He's been plagued by fuckwitage for so long...
by Sarah July 3, 2003
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fuckwittage

A word that acts as a means of measuring the degree to which a person is (or is perceived to be) a fuckwit.
"Serious fuckwittage" Bridget said loudly.
"Yeah" agreed Shaz, "that guy's buried himself in his own fuckwittage."
by anycon June 23, 2003
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fuckwit

an incredibly dimwitted person, completely devoid of intelligence. see tard.
Will: did you see what that guy just did?
Sam: what a fuckwit!
by Prosciutto Bellino January 17, 2004
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