Frannie-fruitcake

Is a colloquial term for someone who is a hottie but is slightly insane. Nutty like all the best fruitcakes are

Hey john did you have a good night last night?
Yeh, i met this really awesome girl, shes a proper frannie-fruitcake

by PUddle2121212 March 7, 2009

French fruitcake

A French male who presents a weak, homosexual appearance and is therefore considered a douche bag. May be seen wearing tight pants and kissing other men in the cheeks.

I never thought it would be so difficult to enjoy a croissant in a French café, specially with all these French fruitcakes licking each other's balls.

by pantheraux September 9, 2010

fruitballing

when you deviate from the team and develop delusions of grandeur

"dude you are ACTUALLY FRUITBALLING RN"

by pizzaswag1 February 9, 2021

fruitynew0

sus and poggers person in Kanibaru (join the discord server today)

"fruitynew0 pog"
"fax"

by JustJoon June 10, 2021

Bloody Fruitcake

The act of oral sex/eating out a female while she's on her period.

I had a bloody fruitcake last night, now I think I should see a doctor...

by ndkangel May 8, 2016

Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake

Main character of the series of books and games "The Witcher"

I gotta say, and I'm sure you'll agree with me... Grown up Ellie looks a thousand times more badass than that metrosexual fruitcake from the Witcher. What was his name... ? Gary?

Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake, also known as Gary of Rivia, Butcher of Bikini Bottom

by JulianL July 13, 2017

fruital

An effort that is both fruitless and futile

Trying to get blood from a stone is fruital.

by Michael January 10, 2005