a heavy handwoven reversible textile used for hangings, curtains, and upholstery and characterized by complicated pictorial designs, and covered in dried semen. A fapestry is usually the result of someone fapping onto the same tapestry over a long period of time until it becomes rigid enough to throw like a big square frisbee.
"I wouldn't lean up against the thing on my wall, there bro - it's got my baby batter all over it."
"What the fuck? Why didn't you warn me this thing was a fapestry before I put my hand on it?!?"
"What the fuck? Why didn't you warn me this thing was a fapestry before I put my hand on it?!?"
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 10, 2011
Get the fapestry mug.This usually takes place in an office or party situation when someone drops a toxic deuce right before you use the bathroom. When the next co-worker/fellow partier walks in after you innocently drain your bladder, you get the judgmental scowl and embarrassment. At this point there is really nothing you can say to get out of it as you have just been shit framed.
"Man I got totally shit framed at the party last night in front of this hot chick. I went in to take a quick piss but it smelled like someone ate the entire contents of a used diaper filled with Indian food then subsequently shit it out right before I walked in...so obviously the hottie I was talkin to the whole night walks in right as I walk out..."
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When a guest actor or celebrity tells fans they are going to be at a convention or show, then cancel just before the event.
In common usage by UK and European attendees of Science Fiction conventions.
In common usage by UK and European attendees of Science Fiction conventions.
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Get the Frakes mug.by Damien25 August 22, 2008
Get the Farpee mug.When something is done "frame one" it means very quickly; usually instantly.
This is derived from the Super Smash Bros community, as they count the "speed" of attacks using the game's framerate.
If the game is running at 60 frames per second; an attack that comes out in 1 frame would be extremely fast (1/60th of a second).
The popular Smash Bros Youtuber "ZeRo" often uses this as a real-life metaphor for "really fast".
This is derived from the Super Smash Bros community, as they count the "speed" of attacks using the game's framerate.
If the game is running at 60 frames per second; an attack that comes out in 1 frame would be extremely fast (1/60th of a second).
The popular Smash Bros Youtuber "ZeRo" often uses this as a real-life metaphor for "really fast".
Player 1: *wins*
Player 2: *immediately stands up and throws their controller across the room*
ZeRo: THAT WAS A FRAME ONE RAGE
Player 2: *immediately stands up and throws their controller across the room*
ZeRo: THAT WAS A FRAME ONE RAGE
by EEVAY January 4, 2020
Get the frame one mug.phrase. to do enough ketamines to the point where you do not have a grip on reality. debatable whether or not this phrase rhymes or not.
Usage:
"Hey Tom, how many ketamines did you do last night?"
"I did 4 ketamines, and I was K'd out the frame yo"
Original Usage:
"I don't want to hang out with those kids. They are going to be K'd out the frame"
"Hey Tom, how many ketamines did you do last night?"
"I did 4 ketamines, and I was K'd out the frame yo"
Original Usage:
"I don't want to hang out with those kids. They are going to be K'd out the frame"
by arnoldquartzenegger February 28, 2010
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