Frakes

When a guest actor or celebrity tells fans they are going to be at a convention or show, then cancel just before the event.

In common usage by UK and European attendees of Science Fiction conventions.

Looks like another guest has pulled a Frakes!

by Starfleet Command March 3, 2017

Jonathan Frakes

An actor that hosted the show Beyond Belief for several years before fading into obscurity. He had an impressive beard and a wide arsenal of puns. Jonathan Frakes' favorite food is beans.

"Oh, hello! I didn't see you there. I'm Jonathan Frakes, and this is the wonderful world of golf."

by jfrakes_1952 October 10, 2009

corn frakes

The way asian-accented people say "corn flakes".

Excuse me would you prease pass the corn frakes

by dogdashdash April 30, 2011

Khorne Flakes

A cereral generally eaten by the followers of the Chaos God known as Khorne. It's not uncommon for followers of Khorne to mention khorne flakes in their usual warcry.

Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Milk for the Khorne Flakes!

by Walla-bang-bang May 19, 2011

flakesican

A Mexican that sends you repeated lowball offers on OfferUp. Then when you accept the offer, the flakesican vanishes like a chuppacabra in the night. May also ask about information that is expressly state in the listing, or, that is completely irrelevant.

I don't know why, but I keep getting bogus offers from flakesicans on offerup.

by I'm the real KP February 11, 2017

temmie flakes

an orignal breakfast

this morning i had temmie flakes. i have AIDS now

by lego adam November 8, 2016

Fraked

To be drunk. It comes from the (fan) theory that Commander Riker in Star Trek: The Next Generation is a functioning alcoholic and everything that he does, from major decisions to hitting on women, is motivated primarily by the fact that he is, in fact, drunk. Can be used in almost any circumstance! See also: Riker'd

Man I was so Fraked last night I totally picked up a green Orion slavegirl.

by Prole Hole October 8, 2011