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Fluke

The highest quality multimeter money can buy. Used by electricians all around the world in various applications.
Apprentice: Check out my new Southwire multimeter.

Journeyman: That's a shit meter. Throw that away and buy yourself a Fluke.
by Master electrician 69 September 9, 2023
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swine fluked

When you feel fuked by the deadly swine flu virus.

"Swine fluked" is often pronounced with L silent - as fucked.
Doctor: Am sorry, your test reports +ve. You are swine fuked (swine fluked)!!
Patient: fuk the swine..
by slim_berry August 20, 2009
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Flukel

A flukel is a medley of notes, played in a manner so fast the notes are indistungishable from each other. Usually sounds really cool, and usually can only hear one if impaired in one way or another.
That violin solo was cool, but it was no flukel.
by Jason April 13, 2005
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flukenhagen

(1) the act of fluking to the extreme in which no other words can be used to describe it. (2) to describe indescribable actions. (3) To produce an item that will create many laughs and fun for all
(1) I flukenhagened that jump so bad.
(2) That was flukenhagenly awesome
(3) We should totally flukenhagen that idea right now
by esvaamna June 18, 2011
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Fluke

I woulda hit that but she's a fluke and I don't wanna be a baby daddy.
by Jamonit June 2, 2012
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Fluke

Noun: A women who loves sex more than modesty or discretion. She may have so much sex that she cannot afford to pay for her own contraceptives, and so little shame that she is willing to beg for others to pay for her birth control on nationwide television.
"Can you believe that fluke? She screwed 37 other guys and can't be bothered to go down to the campus health services to get more jimmy hats."
by DaBoogieman June 3, 2012
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Die Fluke

German for: The flight*

*Although some linguists doubt the realness of this word, "Die Fluke" is an actual german word used abundantly in Germany as well as around the word.
Richard: Hey do you want to see a movie tonight?

Joseph: I got to go catch "Die Fluke" to Frankfurt. Sorry!
by Die Fluke IS Real March 17, 2010
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