Chronic Cranial Flatulence (CCF)

Main symptom of advanced stage of LPOD.
Characterized by increasing inability to form coherent thoughts or communicate effectively, resulting in uncontrolable urge to attack conservatives with mobian logic, pies, and condiments.

DNC, House & Senate Democrat roster, Klintonistas.....

by Milo Mindbender May 6, 2005

Fatulant

An angry and rude fat person.

"Damn! You bought one airplane ticket not two. Get your left cheek on your side of the arm rest and quit being so fatulant."

by SenorLA May 31, 2013

flatlandbilly

1.A person,chiefly white and male,who lives in a rural area where the terrain is flat as opposed to mountainous or hilly, frequently accompanied by a female mate, a floppy baby and a screaming toddler clad only in a diaper. Female is usually notable for the lack of supportive undergarments.
2.A hillbilly without the hills.
Plural:flatlandbillies

"Upon moving to the eastern North Carolina,Andrew observed that the cashier at Walmart appeared to be what can only be described as a flatlandbilly."
yokel cletus hillbilly Walmart wallyworld

by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009

Flatulence

The emission of gas from the anus

She sure does have alot of flatulence

by Your Dude 67 January 27, 2019

flatland

Flatland BMX is an evolution of the freestyle BMX movement and (some influence from) break dancing, and has been refined into one of the hardest sports to master (hand-eye-body-coordination-wise) in all of action sports. Still keeping true to freestyle, this form of cycling involves many scuffing, spinning, rolling, and hopping tricks while balancing on only one wheel of the bike for a duration of time. Many tricks may be linked together to form links - and some may last for as long as 4 minutes at a time whithout the rider's foot or both tires touching the ground.

1. Yo that gansta ass G thurr just busted out a tight flatland move!
2. Whoa, did you see that spinning flatland move? That was curazee!
3. No, this is not a street bike - it is a flatland bike.

by Jas0n 0n a BIKE February 25, 2005

flatuates

When methane gas is released from your ass.

"My friend Justin flatuates on a regular bases, and since he's a firecrotch, ignites everything."

by aliencj June 30, 2006

flatulate (verb)

to expel abdominal gas via the rectum; to fart. Variants: flatulation (noun)a fart; flatulatory (adj).

He experienced the embryonic manifestations of defecation marked by sudden abdominal discomfort and then flatulated; after coppin' a squat on the hopper, a flatulatory plop splashed his ass!

by weave March 19, 2003