flap jack vagina

When a woman's pussy lips hang out like pancakes.

Man, I was gonna fuck Susie last night, thought I was gonna need syrup when I saw that flap jack vagina.

by ex_lax70 September 22, 2016

FlaP BOnG

flapbong

Hey man, pass the flap bong. What’s that? You know! The flap bong!

by Mr.PutPut September 7, 2018

Crater Flap

When you are born with your penis hole in the wrong place and surgically have to have another hole poked into the tip of your penis. A Crater Flap is the old hole that was sewed closed.

Hey bro! Did you know that I have a Crater Flap?

by NanTheMemeMan May 7, 2018

marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks

Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )

Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine

by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021

Khaki Butt Flap

When you have diarrhea and use it as lube for anal, then smack the ass cheeks with both hands as you enter

Fuck man, I gave her the gnarliest khaki butt flap the other night after eating Chipotle.

by Alan Lights January 7, 2023

Phillipino Flapjack

A sexual encounter in which you ejaculate in your hand and smack the girl in the face.

The angry pirate got boring, so i blasted the bitch with the phillipino flapjack!

by mDiB April 7, 2010

King Flap

The biggest of all flaps, always says there going to come out and always bails. This is the worst kind of human being.

"Why does jake keep bailing on nights out?"
"Cus jake salmon is king flap"

by jo carrow June 16, 2016