flabadacious

adj: Something flabadable

Q:is that Flabadacious Person a human/
A:Yes

by anonymous August 15, 2022

The Flaccid Patriot

When the passenger of a moving vehicle rolls down the window and pulls his/her flaccid penis out letting it flap in the wind. This is accompanied with a salute to signify your patriotism and appreciation for freedom.

Steve was riding along on the Interstate when a Ted Nugent song came on. At this point he decided it was only appropriate to bust out The Flaccid Patriot.

by Isaac Mumdix November 7, 2014

facadual

Of or pertaining to a facade or the nature of facade.

New York is every bit as facadual as Los Angeles

by Jon Armstrong February 25, 2005

Facade

a deceptive outward appearance.

Big Chungus: Hello moto moto i heard from this palm tree that you like me
Moto Moto: You Fool, It was but a facade

by LandisP May 8, 2019

flaccid

penis in a defensive position

"my penis is flaccid" - dan

by anotheralice May 29, 2018

Flaccid Beat

To masturbate aggressively with a flaccid penis.

Nick : I wanked so much yesterday, in the end, I was just flaccid beating. I battered it silly.

by Rusty Fury January 20, 2013

Flaccid

When something or someone is extremely chill or exceeds a normal level of coolness.

Yo that girl was so flaccid last night I wish I got her number.

by thoroughlybred July 12, 2019