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Also called a DFTS.
Also called a DFTS.
Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.
Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.
Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.
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To be followed to your secret fishing spot by an inferior fisherman, as Boba Fett followed Han Solo in The Millennium Falcon in the Star Wars movies.
Shannon, don't look now but I think we are being Boba Fetted by Mike and Corey. Let's go to a different fishing spot so they don't find out honey hole.
by Angler Management March 29, 2015
Get the being boba fetted mug.The act of fisting both the anus and vagina of your sexual partner and then swinging them around like a battle axe in order to hit or attack objects/people.
Did you hear about Shaun, he tried double-fisted battle axing his girlfriend and hit a crowd of preschoolers.
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The instance in which a potentially interesting character is eliminated before doing anything interesting.
The instance in which a potentially interesting character is eliminated before doing anything interesting.
"In Ninja Turtles 2, Super Shredder looked really badass but they killed him before he even did anything. He was Boba Fetted!"
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Get the Double fisted mug.The Darwinian notion that only those traits best suited to perpetuate the species will endure to be passed along indefinitely from generation to generation while those traits most detrimental to the good of the species will be phased out after a few generations.
This preservation of favourable individual differences and variations, and the destruction of those which are injurious, I have called Natural Selection, or the Survival of the Fittest. - Charles Darwin, Origin of Species
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