Father Roman

The Man that stole the 1201 time cube back from the Gazaians. On December 10 he arose, drinking the water of the Jordan and eating grain from Nazareth. He often claimed Jesus of Nazareth is greater than him.

“Father Roman was a great man”

by Ahrin December 8, 2018

Fatherfucking

A word used to convey more significance than “motherfucking”; it is also used when you are not on the correct tempo.

“SO FOR THE FINAL FATHERFUCKING TIME, SAY IT LOUDER!” Neman: “I’M UPSET!”

by Mormon_Jesus January 11, 2020

fatherless

someone who is acting stupid
also a unfunny term

btw this is not a comeback

kid: "OMG GREEN AND BLUE DNF!!!!11!!!!!"
someone: "fatherless"

by sad duck ry September 28, 2021

eskimo father in-law

When you beat off or rub one out while looking at a picture of or thinking about the daughter of your buddy (18+).

I rubbed one out thinking about Poe's daughter last night, so now Poe is my eskimo father in-law

by Super Cool Dude January 17, 2013

douche bag father

Aka: low life, sorry excuse for a parent, sperm donor, A self absorbed, insufficient, irresponsible, sorriest excuse for a father. Being completely incapable of thinking of anyone other than their self . Being unable to carry out a simple task to help take care of their child or to be a father figure in your child's life. Making empty promises or not making any promises at all…(which is worse). Not understanding the basic needs of your own children, like feeding, bathing or helping financially to cover the cost of raising a child. A douche bag father does the very bare minimum of parenting. A douche bag father typically finds another poor innocent female soul to lie to and manipulate to try to help while children visit.

The douche bag father did not make sure the kids got their homework done while they(kids) were at his house.

The douche bag father didn't work on the project with their kid.

The douche bag father didn't help with any of the medical bills.

The douche bag father had money for cigarettes, but not food or drinks for his kids that day.

by Jeepmomma January 16, 2017

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your

what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.

Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."

by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009