She kept going to the salon and paying for expensive facials, when she knew she could use my Facial Dispenser any time she wanted, free of charge.
by hsquad71 April 1, 2004
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by b_dk January 4, 2009
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Pronounced Face uh kated - The act of being beaten, broken or whooped on by an opponent in any drinking game. Durived from Fornicated insinuating that your face just got fu**ed!
1) you better change your Facebook status to sore, cuz you just got facikated!
2) Dont talk with your mouth full! You've just been facikated
3) Im sorry but I am not going to use lube before I facikate your face!
2) Dont talk with your mouth full! You've just been facikated
3) Im sorry but I am not going to use lube before I facikate your face!
by Wronghander22 February 3, 2010
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Q: Yo whats up with the facial hair, bro?
A: Ive been keeping it goin since No-shave November, and its Facial Hair February ... get with it.
A: Ive been keeping it goin since No-shave November, and its Facial Hair February ... get with it.
by McKracken72 December 4, 2010
Get the Facial Hair February mug.When your jaw and/or cheeks become sore or cramped. A common side effect of smiling way too much or performing prolonged cunninglus.
Last night I went down on my girlfriend for two hours and today I couldn't chew my breakfast. Worst facial cramps ever, feels like I was in the ring with Mike Tyson.
by SpiceRubbaDubba February 24, 2011
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I'm all outta gas not so fast uh your finger just went in my ass
Ow that hurt take it out now oh wait a minute aw wait a minute ow
Put it in in in in this don't mean I'm I don't like men
I like boobs boobs boobs now you see that gerbil grab that tube
Shove it up my butt let that little rascle nibble on my asshole uhh
Yeah right there right there Ahh I'm cumming oh yeah
Fack I just came again okay pull it out now enhh
Oh fuck yeah wait he's not out he's still crawling around up there
Ow fuck I think it's stuck oh but it feels so fucking good.
I'm all outta gas not so fast uh your finger just went in my ass
Ow that hurt take it out now oh wait a minute aw wait a minute ow
Put it in in in in this don't mean I'm I don't like men
I like boobs boobs boobs now you see that gerbil grab that tube
Shove it up my butt let that little rascle nibble on my asshole uhh
Yeah right there right there Ahh I'm cumming oh yeah
Fack I just came again okay pull it out now enhh
Oh fuck yeah wait he's not out he's still crawling around up there
Ow fuck I think it's stuck oh but it feels so fucking good.
Fack I just came again
by Shut up Bailey March 13, 2021
Get the Fack mug.When a guy masturbates while on skype with a female and cums on the image of her face to simulate a real life facial. Very popular for long distance relationships and in Frankfurt, Germany.
Mary: How are you and Bryan doing?
Sallie: We're better than ever! He's been giving me E-facials over skype and it's really saved our relationship!
Sallie: We're better than ever! He's been giving me E-facials over skype and it's really saved our relationship!
by Claire Loves E-facials. November 20, 2010
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