The Exploding Panda

the act of ripping out one's penis so hard while having anal intercourse with an obese asian woman causing an explosion of diarrhea.

Man, i had to wash my sheets seven times because this bitch had the exploding panda.

by kwk1986 July 11, 2008

mmmmmmmmm *exploded* KJWEUR *exploded* KJWEUR *exploded* KJWEUR

a microwave

Me: okay im gonna make a corn dog
Microwave: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
1 minutes later
Microwave: mmmmmmmmm *exploded* KJWEUR *exploded* KJWEUR *exploded* KJWEUR

Me: ...

by seudonymseudonymseudonymseudon May 30, 2022

Exploding Soup

Soup that is placed into a squirt bottle and squeezed into the mouth. When the chunks or pieces of food clog up the nozzle, more force is applied, and the soup builds up pressure until it finally bursts out. Similar to squeezing a toothpaste container with the cap on.

John: Hey Samantha, why are you eating soup out of a squeeze bottle?

Samantha: I only have five minutes left on my lunch break and exploding soup is the only meal I can finish that quickly! *blasts soup all over face*

by XeonForce October 06, 2010

Exploding Sanchez

Whenever someone tries to give a dirty sanchez, but fail, making the contents fly everywhere

Last night I tried to give my girlfriend a dirty sanchez, but I pulled it out too fast, thus resulting in an exploding sanchez

by Father Thyme August 27, 2008

master exploder

when a man masturbates and or has sex and the semen holds back then explodes violently

I had a master exploder on your mom last night.

by ApManbussum April 27, 2009

exploding lobster

when you find a very rare lobster that explodes but you use it as a weapon.

scooter got fucked by an exploding lobster last nite and enjoyed it to.

by blakeness November 24, 2006

exploding dinosaur

Those capsule dinorsaurs that grow huge when you put them in water. Also made out of a rubber substance that when put in water they become slimy and grow. Also when a girl leaves a tampon in your bathroom toilet and it swells huge taking every drop of moisture in its path hostage. Also a situation between friends or a group of people that has the potential to have enough drama to take over the entire night.

When you were younger did you ever get those "exploding dinosaurs" that you put then in water and they got huge?

Sue left me an "exploding dinosaur" in my bathroom when she left last night.

The way these two are arguing it could turn into a "exploding dinosaur" if we don't take care of it.

by Danny Chaos June 12, 2006