Extended Essay 

4,000 words of pure hell

I wrote my extended essay in Literature. I did not sleep for 3 days straight.

Extended Essay by L. Christine April 7, 2009

college essay 

An essay where highschoolers have to boast about how awesome they are in order to get into the colleges they want. The harder they boast the more likely they'll get accepted.

Average college essay: I think that I'm capable of of becoming a college student because I'm a hard worker. I played JV tennis and put in a lot of effort while playing. I have a 3.2 gpa and worked hard to pass all of my classes in order to graduate. I have the capability of working hard no matter what.

Harvard college essay: I invented a cure for Cancer, Aids, and Gonorrhea. I helped rebuild an entire village in Africa in under 2 weeks. I'm the president in 12 different clubs and have been for over 2 years. I scored a 36 on the ACT and got 5's on all of the 10 AP classes I took. I'm also running a small solar panel business and am helping to save the environment. I've won the National robotics tournament 3 times and am the face of robotics. I'm the best at everything. I'M A GOD!!!

college essay by Dubiks October 25, 2018

Hanging Essay 

A essay written with a massive hangover, to a very poor standard.

Bloke 1: "Mate have you done the coursework"
Bloke 2: " Yeah I wrote a hanging essay yesterday"

Hanging Essay by Jollyva March 14, 2011

Extended Essay 

4000 words of procrastination, pain, and last-minute stress. Also what I'm supposed to be doing right now.

My Extended Essay is due in tomorrow and I have 2000 words to go please send help

Extended Essay by Nutella French Toast September 21, 2019

College Essay 

Something that colleges make you write in an college application in order to get a better picture of you. However, college essays take up a huge bulk of one's time due to the sheer number of them one has to do. Therefore they are the most evil thing in the world...like really, they're hell.

Joe: Hey Julie, you want to go out wit' me tonight?

Julie: No thanks Joe, I have to write FIVE COLLEGE ESSAYS AND THE DUE DATES ARE TOMORROW UGHHH!!!!

College Essay by Jsybird2 December 20, 2008

writing the essay 

A rediculously shitty class that all college freshmen in New York City and perhaps all of the United States are required to take. It is the incarnation of all that is wrong with the world. Students are forced to relentlessly pull bullshit out of their asses and smear it on pieces of paper that are turned in for grades that will inevitably tarnish their GPA's forever.

Through association, it has become one of the most loathed and negative phrases ever to emerge from the english language. Can be used as a harsh insult that leaves the insulted party broken, teary-eyed, and in need of psychological therapy to recover.

"You know what? Your momma's such a fuckin idiot that she LIKED 'Writing the Essay' class. ZINGGGG!"

-The Yo' Momma joke to end all insults. It is the last resort and is only used as an extreme measure.

writing the essay by Wai November 22, 2004

Anchor Essay

an essay only written in nhs for to torture the studnets. usually it combines acpects of hisotory and grammar along with a good analysis and its can affect ones grade up to 15%

After the long process of correcting the anchor essay all the grades were lowered by a facotr of 1/3

Anchor Essay by John December 8, 2003