An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).

An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022

De-escalator

An escalator that goes down

“I’m in london and I’m about to go down the de-escalator”

“Look there’s a funny advert on the side of the de-escalator

by I want this word to catch on August 27, 2023

Golden Escalator

Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.

If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.

The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.

by Pi Ke October 1, 2022

alaskan escalator

The sexual act of having anal sex with your partner or interest then hold their arms back while you ride them down the stairs

I cant believe Emily let me do the Alaskan escalator to her I hope her jaw is ok.

by Neji512 December 13, 2020