Envelope

A overly skinny, pale, white female. Most likely a scenester, but exceptions do apply (see Ellen Page).

Me: "Man, i got a cellular text message from Rebecca"
Friend: "Oh, is that so? Do you plan on having sexual intercourse with her?"
Me: "No sir, that bitch is a total envelope"

by blandz17 September 2, 2009

Engeltool

An engeltool is one who extremely exaggerates or lie about his state of sobriety. Often times an Engeltool will even pretend he is either drunk or high after drinking O'douls brand beer or smoking a cigarette.

Kevin: Oh my god!

Matt: What?

Kevin: I'm still drunk from the Bahamas!!

James: You got back from the Bahamas a week ago, tool.

Wes: Don't worry about this guy bros, he is an Engeltool.

by Huskington November 12, 2009

engelika

awesome bitch. most prettiest bhaddie you'll ever meet

wow, shes such an engelika

by idiotic bitch February 11, 2020

enelop

A person that has a break down if they miss the icecream truck :)

Today I was such a enelop

by dfghjkjhgfde34 May 25, 2021

Edgelord

Derogatory term for an online creator who makes deliberately edgy content designed to be divisive, polarising and triggering to people perceived as snowflakes. May share intersecting characteristics with internet trolls and clout chasers.

"Did you see that ridiculous TikTok from CharlieBigSpuds where he said anyone with pronouns in their bio should unalive THEMself?"

"Yeah he's such a freakin' edgelord"

by TrnkyBrynky November 10, 2021

Folding Envelopes

A phrase used to refer to a job that's extremely boring and monotonous, and can usually be easily replaced by machines.

"After his music career was over he was reduced to folding envelopes anywhere he could get work"

by gharble March 22, 2009

National Edgelord Day

It's the day for Edgelords well shit.

Hey looks it's national Edgelord day.

by Deadmemelover January 6, 2021