Ditch

To get rid of or give up on something or someone without their knowledge or consent probably when you are tired of that thing or person

Jade: are you going to the party with Lola

Bailey: yeah... but I'm gonna ditch her on our way

by hemerald April 11, 2017

Dutch Service

Trying to get the attention of somebody but being ignored.

Sitting on a terras and trying to waive the waiter for service but totally being ignored.

Bob: I have been trying to hail the waiter now for half an hour.
Alice: Yeah, they have Dutch service here.

by Greentux June 29, 2011

Double Irish with a Dutch Sandwich

A baked potato that has been sliced open, directly farted in, and then closed again to seal in flavor.

We just got away with tax evasion! Let's have a double Irish with a Dutch sandwich to celebrate!

by Dutch Sandwitch April 16, 2018

dutch rowing team

a version of the dutch rudder, but is done with a total of three gentleman. One sits in the midde and, while the others hold their erect genitalia, moves the others arms back and forth in a rowing type motion.

why wasnt harvard at the charles regatta this year? they are starting their own dutch rowing team.

by stokesdawgkillah April 7, 2010

dutch snorting

During sex, when the man and woman are nude, the women opens her legs and the man licks her pussy first to see if it is moist, and then take a straw and put it on the pussy and put your nose on the straw and smell the aroma of queef.

When T and B were doing- the-do in the bed, T took his bendy straw from his drawer, and inserted it on B's pussy, and immediately put his nostril on the straw and smelling her vagina, which started a dutch snorting.

by CareBearBieber December 10, 2010

Ditchfligger

A person that spends his/her Saturday afternoons in their sun room while reading Southern Living Magazine accompanied by a warm bowl of hummus and toasty pita chips

You: Man, I need a girl-friend

Your little Indian friend: Why?

You: Cuz i'ma Ditchfligger

Your little Indian friend: True shit dogg.......

by Dr_J_PhD June 10, 2012

Dutch Lobster

The Dutch Lobster is not a sexual act, it's a Lobster from Holland. However, it sounds like a sexual act, at least to British and American ears.

The joke is asking someone if they know what a 'Dutch Lobster' is, and laughing as they explain the most lurid sexual act they can think of.

The term was coined by Simon Travaglia as part of his satirical column 'BOFH' on The Register website in 23rd September 2005

"What the hell's a Dutch lobster?" the Boss asks.
"You've not travelled, have you?" the friend sighs, shaking his head.

by SoxxDay July 31, 2015