pastrami drapes

Loose, hanging labia.Analagous to beef curtains.
I had to worm my way through two inches of pastrami drapes before i was actually inside her.
by T.Wood August 05, 2006
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steak drapes

The useless piece of skin hanging from the vagina closest to the asshole. Resembling a piece of gristle that you have chewed on for 5 minutes that you spit out onto your mashed potatoes.
When Matt finally found a nasty enough old bag to take his virginity she had such large steak drapes that he couldn't manage to find the hole.
by Matt the steak drape muncher January 24, 2007
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Pork Drapes

Vaginal lips. That which drapes pork. A pussy.
"She gave up the Pork Drapes and I jizzed all over those mugs".
by Bugly April 25, 2003
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beef drapes

The excess labial skin around a female's vagina, often created by repetitive insertion of penises, namely large ones. "Beef" refers to the often brown hue of drapey labia majora. An argument can also be made for the "nature vs, nurture" of beef drapes, as some women are born with a relatively "beefy vag". However, the most beefy vaginal drapes are most often the product of both birth and repetitive pounding.
Last night I was about to go down on this girl, when I realized she had massive beef drapes sprouting from her cunt. Honestly, I almost threw some some Arby's sauce on that bitch, she had a fucking Big Montana surrounding her vag piece.
by bossross March 03, 2008
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mutton drapes

His throbbing thrill hammer eased its way into her puffy mutton drapes
by Statler April 21, 2008
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Drapes or Grapes

Drapes meaning uncircumcised penis. Grapes meaning circumcised.
Oh man , do you have drapes or grapes? No man, I'm Jewish , I just have a grapes, I'm just skin.
by Gingervicious May 03, 2015
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Veal Drapes

The pink inner walls of a womens vagina
Man to friend..."Yeah, I got her all drunk and she let me part the veal drapes!!
by Anjillwithadevilsmind September 06, 2008
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