DoucheBagel

Similar to douche bag but it sounds better, and it may be used differently. an absolute definition is a bagel, with douche spread on it. See example

1. Dont be a douchebagel dude!
2. Go eat a douchebagel!
3. jesus, how many douchebagels have you had?

by Avariss June 2, 2007

douchecake

Awesome word, Haitham makes it up during physics class. Just a beautiful insult.

This kid sitting next to me, Sean Miller, is such a doucecake

by haitham January 14, 2005

Douchemire

A cross between quagmire and douchebag. Somebody who's a completely annoying asshole that thinks they're funny or smooth. Like one step above a jackass.

Timothy is such a douchemire. He hits on every girl he sees even though nobody here even likes him!

by SpidersGiveMeBoners April 28, 2019

douchefagette

derives from the traditional douchebag however it slowly evolved into douchefag which is someone who will never fit into society, they are immensly ugly and unfortunately will most probably end up repopulating with other uglies.

traits usually involve ugly girlfriends and alien babies. Douchefag then expands to include female versions i.e douchefagette. They are similar to douchfags with respect to ugliness however they are unusually clingy. no matter how hard to try to get rid of them they keep sitting with you. Their traits are unusual behaviour of mothers and obsessions with boys they will never get.

can be used as a descriptive word or also as a secret code name.

oi look at what douchefagette is wearing to the deb. what a fucking weirdo i bet her mum bought it for her to impress that guy she will never get.

by youwillneverbe.stall.worthy June 7, 2009

Douchefageur

A person who has mastered the art of douchefaggotry.

Guy 1: Yo, Thomas just punched me in the balls!
Guy 2: What a douchefageur.

by Westfallen October 8, 2009

Douchecake.

An amazing person.

Joey's a douchecake.(;

by sadgsdgfndfgy June 30, 2010

douchearrea

The act of being a douche when someone is acting like a douche too you.

Person A: I love Hair-gel and overusing Axe.

Person B: Me Too!!!!

Person C: Dude you just caught a major case of Douchearrea, you should see a doctor

by that_kid_with_the_face July 22, 2010