Douchebaggery

The act of being a douchebag.

Mike: Yo, did you hear that John stole Harry's girlfriend?
Trevor: Yeah, he's full of douchebaggery.

by Scumdiddily July 7, 2014

doucheclapper

that person that claps in a douchey and often sarcastic or rude manner

Man, you're such a doucheclapper, shut up.

by dangus231 March 18, 2014

douchebaggery in the 1st degree

This is the first, and least offensive, degrees on the scale of douchebaggery in which a person can commit. It's observed by the violator's general ignorance to the fact that he/she has even committed such a crime at all. Usually the offense is innocent enough in nature, and independent of any other incident(s); perhaps, even the only such occasion that the individual has performed. The litmus test for 1st-degree douchebaggery can be performed by noticing if the individual is instantly self-aware of the incident, and if they are quick to apologize for it.

Shrek: "Man, Jeff bailed on me last weekend when we were supposed to go kayaking. He said he had accidently double-booked himself, and that we could re-schedule. That's some serious douchebaggery."

Scuff: "Hmmm. No man, normally Jeff is pretty straight-up about things. I think this is just a simple case of douchebaggery in the 1st degree."

Shrek: "I think you're right. How findeth the Court of Public Opinion, Jeff, on the charge of douchebaggery in the 1st degree?"

Bystanders: "GUILTY!!!"

Shrek: "Motion carries. Sentencing tomorrow at noon."

Note: If the Court of Public Opinion has found the defendant to be guilty of a prior charge of 1st-degree douchebaggery, it may very well be possible that the current charge in question escalates to the next-highest level in magnitude; douchebaggery in the 2nd degree. In addition, the prior conviction also gets elevated to this new, and even more egregious level based on principle alone.

by Sir Scoofsalot February 9, 2015

Douchebaggery

The greatest word of all time.

What douchebags participate in.

Ah, she was the Daedric Price of Douchebaggery. In disguise!

by TheTrollinTroll March 27, 2015

Nitrostudious Douchebaggery

The act of appearing or assuming holier than thou. Thinking you are better than anyone and anything without paying your own debts. This kind of attitude comes from out of nowhere and can be dropped at a dime it usually come from people with low self esteem problems and being raised in an abusive enviroment and most likely on government assisted programs.

The woman pulled her nitrostudious douchebaggery attitude in the food stamp office to make herself feel better.

by Dr. Crackahoe December 3, 2011

douchepaper

Vis a vis "flypaper". A bar or other establishment that attracts a large number of what can only be described as "douches". Douchepaper can be identified by the douche chills felt immediately upon entering.

"Gawd, Spike Hill is total douchepaper!"

by Flix December 25, 2007

Douchebaggery

The constant 3 acts of someone (usually male) that does 1. acts like they have a big you know what and doesn't, 2. thinks that God sent him personally down to the women of earth wrapped up with a bow and 3. Has no end to the selfishness

A thin veil of douchebaggery fools no one.

by Sando2 November 17, 2011