ditching class

The easy way of getting through school.

Timmy: Oh man, I didn't do my homework because I have a life outside of school.
Bobby: Oh yeah me, too. Just ditch class and you'll be fine.
Timmy: Wait what's ditching class?
Bobby: Just skipping class and doing something more productive.

by aka.flynn May 15, 2016

dochica

A goddess, has her own type of sandwich.

She is a queen of everything. She must be a dochica!

by tufuf June 13, 2018

wrinkle ditch

another name for a woman's genitalia

Last night I totally plowed her wrinkle ditch.

by The Baller 69 February 8, 2009

Stank Ditch

The area in or around the ass crack

I'm gonna go tounge diving in your stank ditch

by kingkonglongdong May 24, 2012

velvet ditch

A place that is easy to fall into and hard to crawl out of.

Oxford, Mississippi is known as the velvet ditch.

People fall in love with Oxford, MS and never want to leave, aka it's a velvet ditch.

by Visit Oxford MS February 23, 2021

Shit n' Ditch

Shit n' Ditch is the act of using the restroom at a restaurant, convenience store, drug store etc, and leaving right after you 'do your duty'. It's just meant as a pit stop to relieve yourself, and it often causes awkward stares with the employees working there, who know you're not going to buy anything. Sometimes you can't use a restroom because the facility might have it reserved for customers only. This would be considered an unsuccessful Shit n' Ditch, and you would have to find another place, quickly.

1. "Dude where were you?"
"Sorry, I did a Shit n' Ditch in the Chipotle across the street."
"Oh ok."

2. "Hey is there a restaurant around here? I need to do a quick Shit n' Ditch."

by inalavalamp August 29, 2012

ditcher

a person who makes plans with a person/group but flops last minute. pulls a no-show or changes the plans entirely so that it does not include the person he/she promised to chill with before.

"Yea she said we should go to the mall today but she called just now and said she had something better to do and can't make it. She's such a ditcher!"

by ditcher July 23, 2006