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desert cocktail

A mixture of piss and cactus milk
"I was sooo thirsty I had to make a desert cocktail!"
by Montizzelle November 2, 2013
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Desert Storm

Pat was walking like John Wayne and his pants were covered in blood. He must have done a Desert Storm
by Gossip Gary February 23, 2017
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Palm Desert Finish

A Palm Desert Finish is when you hire a maid and after she's done cleaning, you get a blowjob for an extra $20.
Juanita from Happy Maids gives the best Palm Desert Finish I've ever had!
by Beekersguy March 3, 2019
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The Duel in the Desert

The winner of the Duel in the Desert receives the Territorial Cup.

The Territorial Cup is the oldest trophy in college football.
by Chizhi Worm April 28, 2009
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Tae Kwon Doerobics

Dance aerobics that are inspired by the martial arts. It includes movements such as front kicks, roundhouse kicks, side kicks, punches, hand chops, and spear hands. This workout is generally accompanied by "Get Ready For This" by 2 Unlimited.

Usually taught in low level Tae Kwon Do or Karate schools. It caters to people who want to brag that they study martial arts but without ever having to take a kick or a punch or otherwise risk getting hurt during practice. These schools also rely on their Tae Kwon Doerobic prowess during demonstrations that entice families to sign up for this non-violent, yet seemingly impressive form of training.

Belt ranks (and eventually a Black Belt) can be earned in Tae Kwon Doerobics by attending class regularly for a period of time.
Jerry has a black belt in Tae Kwon Doerobics. That means he can out-dance his opponent AND look menacing at the same time. We just pray this either scares or amuses his attacker so Jerry doesn't get really hurt.
by Htos_Drol November 27, 2012
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We accept the love we think we deserve

the second greatest line from one of the greatest books ever written
We accept the love we think we deserve. - Bill Anderson
by Aminoacid takin over the world September 26, 2018
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Desertous

Desert-like, relating to a desert. Also, dry, not wet.
it hasn't rained in forever! If it doesn't rain soon, the whole town will become desertous!
by Desertousman March 2, 2011
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