Blue Doosh

The blue tooth headset that is often seen sported by people walking down the street, in a coffee shop, and in client meetings. Often associated with those who think they are so cool that they can't take off their blue-tooth headset, thus rendering them a Blue Doosh.

Typically a douchebag who has a Blue Tooth headset on.

*looking at someone sitting at the table next to you in a restaurant, with his left ear flickering*

"Blue Doosh alert! That guy is wearing his Blue Doosh."

by blue doosh dont April 10, 2010

Dooser

One (usu. female) who consistently has ridiculous stories about their latest misadventures, usually involving at least two of the following: alcohol, college football, men, world travel, law enforcement, public indecency. Usu. prefaced by "the," not "a"

"So I got a call from prison last night and..."
"Was it the Dooser?"
"How'd you know?"

by THE KBC January 29, 2009

doosy

- like charm
- will last forever ; unforgetable.

First time's a doosy.

by TipsyPenguin =)) December 30, 2005

Doose

South Nee Jersey slang for Douche

Rocky cancelled his trip upstate. He doosed everyone.

by South Jersey Slang Coordinator June 16, 2018

doosra

A term used in the sport of Cricket.

Originaly an Urdu word meaning "other one".

It is used to describe a delivery that makes the ball hit the ground and then turn (change direction) in the opposite way to what is expected.

The English batsmen were completely flummoxed by Murali's doosra.

by LGD May 10, 2004

Doosh

A deliberate misspelling of "douche" intended to convey the novice nature of conduct that does not even rise to the level worth of being characterized by the term "douche."

He was so pathetic in his pursuit of her that he couldn't even be branded a douche. No, this novice didn't deserve that moniker. He was simply a plain old doosh.

by Prolixity January 28, 2009

doosh 8

1.the act of " out right bitchory " 8 good looking girls who decide to call them sleves a group which no one can join
2.using other people to have partys at there house when they are to big of a pussy to have on in there house
3.to have a girl who is a bitch and toys around wiht guys heads

bitch 1: hey lets go use someone so we can drink at there house

by homo January 23, 2005