A gay kid from Maryland. Approximately 4'7 in height. Matts father, Lawrence, won a contest ran by Katie Couric for being so handsome. Matts mother, Jen, is a world wide Crossfit champion. She is in very great shape and is very sexy. His sister, Hannah, has ginormous tits and has had intercourse with half of the ECU football team. Matt is very short and ugly. He dated a 5th grader and a character from shrek.
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John: Hey, what’s up with Jess? She hasn’t spoken to me in like a week.
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noun - (expands on the idea of a "doormat") The ideal doormate is a man who allows those in his life to walk all over him because of a lack of conviction and confidence. He then partners up with a woman who does the same.
That Crystal is such a bitch of a woman. I can't believe Todd puts up with her, he's such a doormate!
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because the man she's cheating with would often use her "back door" for sex, have sex anally, so that the husband wouldn't detect she's had sex with someone else (if he had sex with her later). Also, for the woman, to avoid pregnancy by someone other than her husband. (and thus, avoid getting caught cheating when the baby didn't look like, or was a different color than, the husband.
because the man she's cheating with would often use her "back door" for sex, have sex anally, so that the husband wouldn't detect she's had sex with someone else (if he had sex with her later). Also, for the woman, to avoid pregnancy by someone other than her husband. (and thus, avoid getting caught cheating when the baby didn't look like, or was a different color than, the husband.
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