dingleberry

Everyone knows what they are! The question is: Why aren't they called dangleberries?

Q: name a berry that is not good in a pie.

A: dingleberry

by SEVEN CARD December 6, 2006

dingleberry

There seems to be a misconception concerning the forming of a dingleberry and whether toilet paper is actually part of said dingleberry. A dingleberry is simply a rogue particle of shit that mysteriously attaches itself to a butt hair. Toilet paper only becomes involved in attempting to remove the offending turd. One first notices a dingleberry after crapping & feeling an odd "tug" on ones butt hair. Then the person wiggles back and forth making the dingleberry go side to side hitting the butt cheeks like a striker hitting a church bell.

That was the biggest dingleberry since Kato Kalin

by bigbobp January 13, 2009

fuzzy frosted dingleberry puffs

The tasty cereal made with your choice of cereal and dingleberries.

Mmmm Fuzzy Frosted Dingleberry Puffs. My favorite.
Your fuzzy Frosted Dingleberry Puffs are rotten.

by dirp June 22, 2006

dingleberry soup

When A Man Cuts off his ass hair that has toilet paper and shit stuck on it and put it in the toilet.

ANDREW you forgot to flush your dingleberry soup!
How Does it Taste?

by JON THE MAN WITH 9 Penises December 25, 2005

dingleberry slinger

a person, usually a nurse who excels at speedy dingleberry removal. This term is reservered for those with years of experience. At times the dingleberry is picked off an ass and flicked at a coworker for entertainment.

Molly is the best dingleberry slinger in town!! She removed over 200 dingleberries in under five minutes! Unfortunately she flicked them at me!

by I feel beasty June 20, 2009

dingleberry

1. a small piece of feces stuck in the hairs around the anus after defacation.

2. a person who is perhaps intelligient but engages in annoying behavior

That professor just assigned a 25-page paper, what a dingleberry!

by Rocket J. Squirrel September 20, 2005

dingleberry

The crusty fecal matter that cannot be removed on the first wipe. These devilish pieces of turd dangle like unwanted Christmas ornaments. Just as you commit to wiping any remnants away, they form into tiny clusters resembling a horrible goulash of brown and black nuggets.

Dangit! I got some dingleberry stuck in my drawers again! Bring out the 2 ply Charmin!

by DingleDangle November 9, 2007