Crap. They usually taste like the aforementioned word. They are dough rings deep fried in fat and them topped with some sort of sweet ingredient like glaze or sugar. I hate donuts. Then again, they are preyed on upon many girls making them pretty damned plump so I guess they're no all that bad... :3
Eaten also by master genius Homer Simpson.
-"God, I HATE donuts!"
*Fat girl eats donut*
"Wait wait, nm..." :3
-Homer wouldn't be half as funny if he weren't so desperatefo donuts.