Doinkers

A high quality rat fathered by two even higher quality men: Quinnigan and Shaney Boi Swag.

Holy shit that doinkers didn't eat his dinner, no carvel for him!

by bobsageeeettttt February 14, 2018

Doinker

Kook or my mom

“Look at that doinker sucking on toes”

by zerogravity69 September 17, 2018

doinkey bag

A really cute person who is dating and ugli ass person

Why is he a doinkey bag??

by Hdhdnfn November 12, 2018

doinker

a large joint or blunt, usually used to refer to hemp wrapped joints which is similar to a combination of the two

We smoking big doinker tonight brother.

by Heynow5000 August 11, 2019

DONKed

to DONK, DONKing

(verb)
To deny so adamantly that one does it three consecutive times.

Immediately a rooster crowed and Peter remembered what he had been told,

“Before the rooster crows you will have DONKed me.”

(NUDT - The New Urban Dictionary Translation)

by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns October 1, 2019

Doinker

Someone who is a piece of shit. Comes from the root word doink meaning the sound a shit makes when it hits the toilet water.

I heard that Justin cheated on his girl. He’s such a doinker for that.

by doctor_seph November 8, 2020

DONKED

Someone thats High as fuck.

“Yo, I’m Donked asf.

by Chingchongwalabingbong September 15, 2021