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what can you do when you live in a shoe

“what can you do when you live in a shoe” is a classic saying used in many different circumstances. it is used when there is nothing else to say and another way of saying “there’s nothing you can do about it”
“bro my boyfriend just cheated on me with my uncle harry
“damn that’s super tough, but what can you do when you live in a shoe”
by unclegarry123 December 4, 2019
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stay in drugs, don’t do vegetables, eat your school

very wise words from Sun Tzu
HEY, don’t forget to stay in drugs, don’t do vegetables, eat your school
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do you have stairs in your house

1. A nonsecret identifier between Something Awful forum goons. Canonical answer: "I am protected." In communal memory and appreciation of...

2. An Internet meme originating from Something Awful leader Richard Kyanka's famous "Space Robot Bonanza" ICQ prank, in which he successfully convinces a gullible person that he has created "space robots" from VCR parts to protect astronauts from "the terrible space secret". Unfortunately, the Pusher Robot (which shoves) and the Shover Robot (which pushes) have undertaken to protect the entire human race by pushing them down flights of stairs. Kyanka eventually switches to the persona of one of the robots and convinces the victim that the robots have "protected" Kyanka down the stairs. "The robot" then sends the victim into a panic by offering to protect him, asking for his location, and asking him "DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE". Similarly to AYBABTU, "DO YOU HAVE" was made into a song by The Laziest Men on Mars and then a Flash animation by Jonathan Robinson. However, in AYBABTU's case the song and animation are credited with kicking off the fad, while in "DO YOU HAVE"'s case they followed it.
"why are u guys all so mean"
"Do you have stairs in your house?"
"waht?"
"OK. FYAD."
by Anonymous nongoon October 31, 2006
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American holiday on July 21. Declared on a scorching hot day in Rochester, NY.
Holy crap, it's 90 degrees in Rochester today. This is officially National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.
by captainthesaurus July 22, 2011
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Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

If someone asks if an answer is correct, and its clearly obvious to everyone it is, then the retort is "do one legged ducks swim in circles?"
"Is the sky blue?"
"Do one legged ducks swim in circles?"
by Dubster May 25, 2003
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what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china

Jo: Gas in Mexico is $1.70 per gallon.
BOB: what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china. (They live in Tennessee)
by LA777 May 14, 2015
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what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

"What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?" is an expression which denotes that what the other person just said is completely unrelated to the original topic.
Person A: President Bush is the best president EVER!
Person B: No, he's not! He's the worst president!
Person A: Why do you say that?
Person B: Umm, I just bought a guitar.
Person A: Well, what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
by RicardoP89 January 28, 2007
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