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Daxton

Quite, laid back rock star who plays in the band It's Safe I Swear. Is a slow driver but always makes it there in the end. Everyone loves his personality and there are none that dislike him. Has a small yippy dog but owns it like a man. Awesome dude with an awesome tude and everyone should feel lucky to be his friend.
Look at how well that dude plays bass with his fingers, he must be a Daxton.
by axart May 1, 2013
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Daxton

Daxton's are caring lazy and tend to be gamers. They have the audacity to explain something you already know and act like you didn't. They tend to be assholes, but still lovable even though.
Fuck you Daxton
by BallsinurJaws2134 September 8, 2021
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Dixon

The unknown creator of mankind. Believing that God or The Big Bang created the world is propostrous, as this man IS the creator of the world. I am confident about this because I have met him and speak to him on frequent occasions. Just last week when he was ill, the whole world was swept with an evil, dark presence, in the fact that it wasnt properly light until 11am and started to get dark around 2pm. Until he came back, when there was a joyus amount of sunshine to have.
Not only did this man and his ancestors create our world we know and love, but also are in many of your household products, plants, cars and food with the legendary Dixon201 car and the packet of Dixons that broke through the potato snack barrier in 2003.
Because they created the world the Dixon has its own breed of animal with the Dixons that live 120 years and grow up to 1ft tall: a rare household pet. Also including the worker dixons (110 years old, 2-3ft), the battle dixons (90-110 years, 12-15ft) and the Dixon-platapus (5 years, 6").
"A Packet of Dixons"
"How many roads must a Dixon walk down before he's called a Dixon"
"Many Dixons make light work"
"Mark Dixon: We hardly knew ye"
"My Dixon is a worker, he did the fridge last week"
by fat_gal January 11, 2006
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Mason-Dixon line

Anywhere that defines a specific boundary, especially regarding someone's body or personal space.
"Keep your hands above the Mason-Dixon line, thanks."
by TheMocker December 30, 2013
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dixon

-verb

1. To do a "dixon" - take something that's fully functional and completely fuck it up.

2. To do half a job
User: "Hi there I can't get my e-mail to work"

IT Technician: "Sorry mate, it's been dixoned"
by walkies May 22, 2009
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what one does when it's fucking hot!
Fuck me it's so hot I'm sweating like a scouser in Dixons
by eddie23 August 6, 2003
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Mason-Dixon Line

A latitude line in the United States which divides Idiots and Assholes
Goddamnit Johnathan! How can I get away from all these Assholes? Easy Thomas' ... Simply drive your beamer across the Mason-Dixon Line till you start running into Idiots!
by StuPedasso May 10, 2012
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