Dissecting the Pig

to have sex with a fat girl

Tom questioned his direction in life after dissecting the pig last night.

by Jacquizz "Debrikashaw" Ronan February 21, 2009

digsy's dinner

My favourite Oasis song, doesn't get any cooler than this.

I'll treat you like a queen, I'll give you strawberrys and cream, then your friends will all go green for my lasagne.

by Dave Eras August 6, 2004

Dissapoint

When you're trying to diss someone else but your disappoint yourself with your insult.

Man you were so close but you had to dissapoint.

by legitmuch567 March 24, 2016

disseminate

To spread information on a large scale, such as a news broadcast.
Used in the new MLB disclaimer to more specifically define the extent of the copyright on the game.

You may not disseminate any account of this game without the MLB's consent.

Do not disseminate my credit card number fool!

by MeltdownX October 8, 2003

dissapointed but not surprised

when a person does something stupid and you could see it coming, but you are still upset about it because you thought maybe they had changed.

yesterday my ex said he didnt have a sex drive for anyone but me, and today he told me he fucked another girl. dissapointed but not surprised.

by IAmSquidward October 8, 2018

sneak disser

Someone who makes insulting comments about someone behind their back.

Also, That shit I don't like.

A sneak disser: that's that shit I don't like.

Person 1: I saw that bitch Adam wearing some fake nikes. That broke chief keef lookin ass.
Person 2: I bet you wont say it to his face though. You're such a sneak disser.

by SameCupDrink3 September 30, 2012

kiss and diss

to hook up or have a thing with someone that only lasts for a week or two, then you barely speak afterwards or don't talk at all.

Kiss and diss is basically the story of my life

by redhead01 January 10, 2010