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Directioner 

Any fan of the British/Irish boy band, One Direction.
Note: that there are very bad/rude people, and then there are decent human beings. Do not think that because you met some bullshit people who call themselves Directioners that every Directioner is like that. I call the bad ones bullshit Directioners. You don't have to, but I'd just thought I'd mention that.

Age range: ~8 - ~25 (based on the youngest and oldest I've met and/or heard of)

Qualities needed to become a Directioner:

● Listen to their music and not hate them


● That's it.

Qualities not needed to become a Directioner.

● Like every song, worship them
● Know everyone's names, have all the merchandise
● Run a blog about them, have them as your screensaver, etc.
● Literally everything else, and if someone says you're not a Directioner because you haven't done some of these things, they're a bullshit Directioner, and you should ditch them like immediately.

Most of the Directioners I have personally met were nice. Now I have not met a lot of Directioners, so do not take my word for it. I also feel that the Directioners, who do not talk often about One Direction, are nicer. That is not always true, though.
Directioners: I like the band One Direction.
Non-directioner: I don't really like their music
Decent Directioner: Okay, that's fine.
Bullshit Directioner: UGH HOW DO YOU NOT THEY ARE PERFECT AND YOU ARE SO STUPID AND I HATE YOU!!!!!!1!1!1!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!1!!

directioner 

the people who have been with One Directioner from the beginning. the ones who know their first song was Torn at the judges house, not WMYB on the radio. The ones who refuse to use spoons and live big red buses. Whenever we see a pigeon we scream KEVIN. the ones who protest with jimmy. the ones that cant wait for thee larry stylnison wedding. the ones who support there gayness with each other. we are the ones who love them for their sexual behavior and actions and not just their looks. the ones who supported the before they appeared on nick and the radio. the ones who worship becky sales for running on stage. the ones who have been in this fandom thorugh the bra throwing , the tapon throwing, ballet dance moves, irish jigs, video diaries and more.
girl: Ive loved one direction since the x factor
girl 2: damn you must be a hard core directioner.

directioner 

the coolest people your ever likely to meet, the WILL run the world one day and are extremely dedicated for life to the amazing British-Irish boy band One Direction. Most directioners come from Tumblr where the fan base is strongest. Most people with tumblr also have a twitter and there are also people who just have twitter. Directioners have been the victims of hate campaign such as the twitter trend #hitdirectionerswithashovelday, which is unessisary since Directioners run twitter. On the 24th of December 2011 (which is member Louis Tomlinsons birthday) directioners filled the whole world wide trending tweets box.
Directioners are to One Direction like Beleibers are to Justin
directioner by directioner101 August 11, 2012

Directioner 

Someone you don't want to fuck with. They are hardcore One Direction fans. They are the deadliest fandoms of all and are the best at hacking and leaking songs/albums/pictures/videos.
"Did yOU SEE HIS NEW TATTOO!!?"

"ASDFGIFAFI THEY'RE SO PERFECT!!"

"I'm a directioner."

"Best people you will ever meet."
Directioner by PinkyPhoto October 12, 2014

New Directions 

New directions are often very exciting and stimulating, particularly when they're especially hard and challenging. Many people have a strong desire for new directions, but others are disgusted by them because they can often be very messy and unpredictable. New directions can sometimes be frightening to those who are unaccustomed to them. However, new directions are essential to the existence of the human race.
Why do I suddenly feel like sucking new directions?
New Directions by jujubez March 27, 2010

directioneer 

One who navigates or offers direction. More comical than navigator
When my directioneer lost the map, I was unable to find my way, but when I bought my GPS, I became the new directioneer.
directioneer by homeschoolj August 28, 2009