When someone (usually from a nice fellow) asks a request of some kind that you heavily disagree with but you can't deny it or else you're the asshole.
Guy 1: Hey wanna go to my birthday party? Yeah, my grandma died, my dog got hit, I couldn't pay my bills, but I trust you could come.
Guy 2: (Wow I'm in such an Asshole Dilemma) Uh... sure?
Guy 2: (Wow I'm in such an Asshole Dilemma) Uh... sure?
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common in cold weather circumstances
common in cold weather circumstances
by letstakeamoment May 3, 2014
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An artist wakes up and paints, putting an enormous amount of effort and time into it. When it is complete, the artist puts this out to the public (usually via social media) and receives minimal feedback about it. Possibly 5 likes. The artist then creates a shitpost in under five minutes and posts it, receiving grand critical reception and more than 100,000 likes.
An artist wakes up and paints, putting an enormous amount of effort and time into it. When it is complete, the artist puts this out to the public (usually via social media) and receives minimal feedback about it. Possibly 5 likes. The artist then creates a shitpost in under five minutes and posts it, receiving grand critical reception and more than 100,000 likes.
Artist: "Man, I spent two years on that piece and nobody cares. Then I draw Garfield getting head from George Bush and that's all I'm known for. "
Friend: "Sounds like you've finally encountered The Shitpost Dilemma."
Friend: "Sounds like you've finally encountered The Shitpost Dilemma."
by Smashed Marx April 19, 2021
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Colin: "Who would you fuck between these 2 guys?''
Gen: "Arrhg man they are all awful! This is a real case of dilemma of non-fucketry!"
Gen: "Arrhg man they are all awful! This is a real case of dilemma of non-fucketry!"
by Betty Haze May 18, 2016
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Hay Dilesy how are you!
by no definition but we have it March 19, 2018
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You get dumped for being a douchebag too.. such a dilemma
You get dumped for being a douchebag too.. such a dilemma
A: I got dumped yesterday by my gf , said I was too nice for her
B:dafuq reason is that bro
C: Ikr.. nice guy dilemma
B:dafuq reason is that bro
C: Ikr.. nice guy dilemma
by Red motherducking ducks1 January 7, 2020
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