dildon’t

A vibrator that is so large that the thought of using it is beyond frightening.

I went shopping at the adult store and got spooked by some of the bigger dildon’ts.

by Faster Redhead October 23, 2017

Dildotic

Anything or anyone that is explicitly phallic in appearance.

Have you checked out Joe’s new cap? The top of it looks so didotic. Makes sense, Joe is pretty dildotic.

by Robnrobbie May 7, 2018

dildorium

A dildo emporium!

Helen liked to show off her collection of dildos in her own personal dildorium

by Vanilla kinks June 25, 2019

Dildon’t

Anything that it would be a bad idea to insert into oneself anally or vaginally.

Dude, I don’t care what you are into. That cactus is a definite dildon’t.

by Jpack July 4, 2019

Dildoism

The religion of dildos.
We pray to the 18inch dick stick.
Just don't sacrifice anyone to the dildo gods cause that's gay.

"My religion is dildoism"
"Ire please stop this you need fucking help"

by Ire the totally not gay person December 2, 2019

dildolism

The same meaning as dildoism

All her life she had implicit faith in dildolism.

by lowsense December 9, 2020

dildongus

A dingus who works at McDonald's at 2 am.

I ordered extra pickles today but dang Dildongus forgot them.

by Zaklore October 4, 2021