Dickweed

A slightly comical insult (used for guys) to be used when:

1) they tell you you're being emotional.
2) they're not paying attention to you.
3) they can't keep a secret.
4) they try to fart on you.
(aka, they just be themselves)

"You still talking to him?"
"Me? No, he's a fucking dickweed."

by MikeNessMonster May 16, 2007

dickweed

an ego stroking ass wipe who gives waiters a hard time and who doesn't tip

you are a big dickweed

by Kona2002 March 5, 2008

diskspeed

the unfer

I am so going to diskspeed you baby

by unf unf February 17, 2003

Dicksneeb

Usually used to describe a fool.

"You're a dicksneeb!"

by jciihn February 13, 2009

Senor DickWeed

The creepy ass substitute teacher that likes to touch little boy anus

Stacy-“Man, Mr. Stevenson sure likes to play the game ‘bend of and spread your legs’ with us.” “ We should call him Senor DickWeed because he only lets the boys play that game”

by JewFaggotTesticles69 June 17, 2019

Barista dickpeepsta

A young male who buttons too button on shirt, wears weird glass and changes under a towel tent at the gym; looks like a barista but stares at boomer dicks as they swing by.

That weird dude w bed head that hit his head on the locker as he tried to change was staring at our dicks. He’s a barista dickpeepsta

by Davedale August 27, 2019

dickweed

a person (mainly guy) who is rude, annoying, a liar, or a man-whore

"Travis and Joe are suck dickweeds"!

by thehashslingingslasher July 31, 2014