dickshocked

for when you're so completely and utterly shocked that you get an erection.

"shit man i am absolutely gobsmacked. dickshocked, even"

by offesetorin November 14, 2022

dicksick

When your boyfriend calls in sick to work so he can stay home and have sex with you all day.

Lady: Bear, will you please stay home and fuck me all day?

Bear: Let me make a phone call.... " I am not feeling well today, I think I am dicksick. "

by Sneakinsally816 September 30, 2014

Dicksick

It's like homesick but with a dick.

Theresa was so dicksick this morning she actually texted her ex Steven for a one nighter.

by SeamusOD November 13, 2010

dicksmackdouche

An expletive used to express extreme disgust.

Can be used interchangeably with goddamnmotherfucker

adj: I have a dicksmackdouche of a headache again
noun: He's a fuckin dicksmackdouch

by Pinguy2009 August 5, 2009

dicknickle

dicknickle
like dick, dicknickle is an insulting term comparing a person to penis. While dick, stops at the mere comparison. Dicknickle goes further in assigning a scant monetary value, for added insult.

You fucking Dicknickle!

by Pezzledik August 15, 2007

dicknacious

someone who excessively uses ands talks about dicks.

sammy is dicknacious because he can't have a conversation without saying dick.

by dickinit June 18, 2009

Dickjacked

To be purposely sabotaged or taken advantage of by the powers that be.

Even though the band Trucker played with Weezer and Arcade Fire their local radio station won't play them because they don't wear girl jeans.

It's obvious they are getting dickjacked.

by THE ONLY DICKJACK INVENTOR January 5, 2011