urban dicking around

The time of day, usually during a boring geography or technology lesson when one to three people, usually massive lads, spend their 40 minutes of education on urban dictionary laughing at all the bant uploaded by everyone.

lad1: hey m8, we've got tech now
lad2: i kno, what a load of crap!!!
lad1: i kno what we can do!
lad2: what m8?
lad1: lets pretend were doing folder work downstairs and we can do abit of urban dicking around!

lad2: BANTER!

*usually a fist bump or a high five occurs at this point!

by chickenwizzard December 7, 2009

Skunk Diving

The act of physically inspecting the source of foul smelling pussy, through cunnilingus or fingering.

LOCK IT DOWN PEOPLE IM GOING SKUNK DIVING. IF I DONT COME BACK TELL...TELL MY DAD I ACCEPT HIS APOLOGY

by TheShadowOnTheMoon March 29, 2011

oyster diving

Lesbo Sex

"I don't know where Sasha went."
"She's Oyster Diving with Henrietta."

by AHK222 August 13, 2014

Skinny Dicking

Having sex in a body of water.

Britanny and Jake went skinny dicking in the pool at Josh's party.

by dickstellar June 4, 2015

Gnome Diving

The act of shoving a garden gnome up ones urethera.

I'm into gnome diving. That's pretty kinky

by Papa gnoogi August 12, 2016

Shit Divingboard

When hovering over a nasty toilet the poop bounces off your balls before splashing into the toilet

My girl said my balls taste like a shit divingboard

by Asshole110 October 30, 2019

Washington Dolphin Diving

The process of setting up croquet rings and running slightly crouched through them so that your penis can slip through them and lift them from the ground in rapid succession.

Bill: "Hey look at Tim over there! He's quite good at Washington Dolphin Diving!"

Robert: "Yeah look at him tear those fuckers straight outta the ground!"

by I0I00 July 5, 2011