Morning Dewey

A morning dewey is when you jizz all over your friends face while they are sleeping or are passed out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Asshole #1: "How was your morning sunshine?"

Asshole #2: "Fucking shit. I was super hungover and I woke up with a morning dewey on face. It had dried up and I couldn't fucking open my eyes. It was the worst."

Asshole #1: "Hahaha, I was the one who gave you the morning dewey. I'm so awesome"

Asshole #2: Go fuck yourself.

by Ola G. October 20, 2010

dewberry

tool, douche

I do not want to deal with that dewberry, he thinks he is hot but he really is not!

by donna banana October 15, 2010

Dewberry

A stupid person. Completely useless, someone who is a failure.
An all around peice of shit, a common sense retarded without the common sense.

Get your shit together you fucking dewberry.
Stop fucking everything up you dewberry.
Q.How many dewberries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. None, they'd all get too stressed and walk out.

by DeadEyeDim July 13, 2018

deweys

A nonsense word used as a gotcha to others. Generally a great cause of annoyance. Common usage includes saying something too fast to understand, then saying "Deweys" after the person says says "What?"

Person 1: Hey are you going to the (incomprehensible word)?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Deweys.

by yousaidwhatdeweys January 23, 2009

dewerd

1. doesn't take pain well
2. someone who doesn't take rejection well
3. someone who usually has black hair
4. could get ass kicked by girls

"dude did you guys just see that kid get kicked in the shin, he's crying now, what a dewerd!!!"

by Leslie Tatertato April 19, 2008

The Dewey Decimal

The Dewey Decimal is a sex act where the male member is a book that needs to be returned to the shelf (his partner). He is blindfolded so she must lead the way by shouting where to go... This is an intensive and mentally stimulating foreplay option that requires knowledge of the human reproductive systems. Commands shouted must be in an alphabetical order (for example: bazongas, lips, vagina, etc.) This leaves no room for creativity but a lot of room for a good ole saucy evening of "categorical book organizing."

After indulging in feminist science fiction novels, the young, passionate couple engaged in a riveting night of coitus including an aggressive round of The Dewey Decimal.

by LOLITA April 25, 2012

debeen

a lad who smokes weed on the daily basis for money

hey look it's the debeen king

by Tyler Debeen June 1, 2016