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Distracted Consciousness

The "Distracted consciousness" differs from the Marxist idea of "false consciousness" in as much as the individual suffering from this state of distraction is no longer fully aware of life around them: they have become a human doing, no longer a human being.
Excerpt taken from 'The Girl with No Mobile Phone', by author Tom Conrad.

“The girl with no mobile phone had never herself seen fit to buy a mobile phone (in all her life) – being not only against them as invaders of privacy, but moreover, viewing mobile phones as symbols of the wider “distracted consciousness”: a curse now plaguing mankind far and wide. In fact, the girl with no mobile phone constantly witnessed many of her peers fingering away (not the good sort of fingering, either), just another distracted soul startled by the desperateness of existence, looking to fill every single waking and terrifying moment of their life with some pointless textual distraction, instead of just confronting and embracing the stillness, just taking a moment to actually think, reflect and be a human being, not a human doing.”

Alternative use:

‘Like OMFG, dude had been playing GTA5 for five days straight before he got up, left his apartment and tried to jack a car by throwing a musical triangle at them.’

‘A musical triangle?’

‘Yeah the thing that goes ding.’

‘Shit, that dude is distracted.’

‘No shit, he's suffering from the distracted consciousness!’
by Tom Conrad October 8, 2013
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Creative Destruction

A game where you will only find Adults that have taken hard kovaks,Compatible players, or 11 yearolds looking to 1v1 on their level 1 creative map. Its fun until you run into that fuck KingRos.
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he will come into your house and destruct your vaginas
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Symphony of Destruction

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Its a badass song by megadeth don't judge

Just like the pied piper
Led rats through the streets
We danced like marionetts
Swaying to the symphony of destruction
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Destruction

Destruction: the skillful art of demolishing something

A great passtime
"those dang kids gone destroyed the school again...burnt it right to the ground before anyone even noticed...nobody cares about school obviously..."
by Anonymous August 30, 2003
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Distracted

Used to describe someone who is dealing with a lot of emotional turmoil and cannot focus on the correct path enough to follow it.
She cannot call me to tell me she misses me because she is distracted with problems in the real world.
by Ereck Flowers February 28, 2015
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destructoid

An entity or living creature that is so ultimately evil and cataclysmic that even god himself would probably shit his crap and die if he ever came across one.
No living person actually knows what a destructoid is as they are impossible to define exactly, also you and everything around you would be instantly obliterated by the sheer monstrousness of the destructoid before you realized it was there.
Only one thing can terminate a destructoid which is a destructoid-OF DOOM, scientifically thought to be responsible for the big bang, Hiroshima, Kerri woman and all of the major disaster to ever happen in the world
Starsky: "Hey man, what would you do if you saw a destructoid enter the room right now?"

Hutch: "I would probably spontaneously implode into a coroded peice of flaming crap in hell"

Starsky: "I wish i was a destructoid"
by cronedogmillionare November 1, 2009
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