The pants you put on for the sole purpose of accepting a food delivery and immediately remove once the gentleman has left and the door is closed.
God I'm hungover. But I can't answer the door in my underwear. That's a level of shame I'm not ready for.
I better put some delivery pants on.
I better put some delivery pants on.
by lazyinnyc January 6, 2013
Get the Delivery Pants mug.Delivery stress is the sensation of anxiety experienced from the powerlessness associated with waiting at home in anticipation of the delivery of goods, most commonly households appliances, scheduled to arrive at an unfeasibly, imprecise time. Some may also experience associated cabin fever due to the inability to leave one's home for fear of missing the delivery slot. Other associated Behaviour includes irrational calling/complaining; excessive coffee consumption; neighbour pestering; post-its on doors; loitering outside home; inability to accept reality of poor delivery services; denial. For those with online shopping addictions, Delivery Stress can be a complicated and all encompassing condition.
My delivery was scheduled to arrive between 07:00 and 20:00 today. I've had such bad delivery stress all day, I couldn't plan my life or even go out for a latte. And when it arrived, it wasn't the organic fair trade quinoa I had ordered. It was unfair trade!!
by Rboum October 3, 2013
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I did the delivery app dance, but I never actually order at Yelp, their delivery system sucks balls.
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I treated Carlotta to a Mexican delivery. She carried on dusting the furniture without batting an eyelid.
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