darkness

kyle mahoney or go to youtube and search darkness a kyle mahoney story. and you may get the picture

i am darkness bitch

by the origional darkness February 3, 2010

The Darkness

Dire 'Queen' tribute band consisting of a few shrewd businessmen who realised they could fleece stupid little rocker-wannabe children out of their hard earned pennies by dressing like retro twats and generally being nothing more than fucked-up Queen clones, masquerading as something 'different'. Pfft.

'The Darkness are contributing fuck all to the modern music scene and are getting filthy rich out of it - why didn't I think of that?'
'Real music fans chuckle at idiocy of The Darkness and piss themselves with laughter at the fans'

by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004

Dark

The state of being really drunk. Similar to "blacking out"

"I'm dark as night" or "Let's get dark on the darkest day of the year (Dec. 21)"

by HelloNasty January 3, 2009

darkness

The absence of light; the great equalizer of women.

In the darkness, all pussy feels the same.

by Adolf Hitler November 29, 2004

Darkness

Cool in a thuggin kind of way. Someone who is particularly badass in a back alley, street kind of way.

Normando: "Philipe just sold his first eightball."
Daytona: "Darkness!"

The Ravens just got Willis McGahee, man they're gonna be darkness this season.

by El Guepardo Feliz December 14, 2008

The Darkness

A bunch of Queen wannabees (who I have got absolutely nothing against) with a bunch of annoying fans who dosen't know the definition of selling out and have the absolute nerve of comparing the band themselves with teenyboppers who were meant for children, forgetting that was the kind of music they would have listened to at their age. They also complain about the lack of quality of music now even they are 20 years old and had being listening to Take That, Backstreet Boys, East 17, Peter Andre 10 years before

The Darkness fans, aren't they a bunch of pretentious t**ts, don't they need a good punch in the face?

by Al Anon May 25, 2005

darkness

1. Someone who is dark as hell and denies the abscence of light on their skin.
2. A person who talks a gang of shit when in reality they ain't shit
3. A dark ass person who joins fraternities to deny their skin color
4. Person who smokes weed and now thinks they're allergic to ass whoopings

1. Darkness (a.k.a. Omar) skin don't let light escape
2. Darkness (a.k.a. Omar) running his fucken mouth again
3. I think Darkness (a.k.a. Omar) want to be white, he joined some gay frat
4. Darkness (a.k.a. Omar) sneezing 'cause he's about to get his ass stomped on

by 220 June 27, 2007