crapids

Intense, fast moving feces to the effect of class five rapids.
The sudden need to find a place to dump.

Dude, that burrito I had last night gave me crapids into the wee hours of the morning!

by sheepyone December 22, 2008

Cupidity

the attempted act of setting up two potential friends as lovers, despite the absolute insanity of the idea.

Although she promised she would never do it again, the latest victims of her cupidity we recently seen hitting each other with chairs on an episode of Jerry Springer.

by larrylicious May 5, 2010

Cupid's Arrow

Slang term for the perfect dick where once a bitch gets penetrated by it, they end up being addicted to it and keeps coming back for more.

Kyle unleashed Cupid's Arrow on Mika, and now that crazy bitch is stalking his ass.

by Awk-man November 16, 2009

Crucid

Mandrew slang for compensation with not knowing how to spell crooked

"...Walking down a crucid path..."

by theoldestroad February 21, 2009

Cupid's Delight

(n) A Wild Pansy.

You are being such a Cupid's Delight; That Cupid's Delight is beautiful.

by DictionaryReader May 28, 2012

Cupid's powder

Cocaine

She did a fat line of Cupid's powder for the first time at Lollapalooza.

by joemug August 19, 2013

crupit

A pastry served with covfefe.

Trumpsters love crupits with their covfefe.

by TweetNanigans October 26, 2017