the small button of fabric located in the crotchall region where all 4 pieces of cloth are sewn together and are ironically placed directly over the clit on any pair of jeans, thus making it easy as pie for a chic to masturbate anytime, anywhere fully clothed and in public...or private.
"I was bored in class/work so I located the crotch notch and went to work on a silent but satisfying o face."
"did you get off?"
"yep and totally clothed too."
"how?"
"he located the crotch notch and i was drenched."
"did you get off?"
"yep and totally clothed too."
"how?"
"he located the crotch notch and i was drenched."
by The Honez January 5, 2007
Get the crotch notch mug.One who swatches anothers crotch. i.e. One who stares or constantly is looking at someone elses crotchal region.
Yo Brohannesburg you should go destroy that chicha, shes such a crotch swatcher, I just caught her staring at your cock and balls.
by J-Pac 5000 March 14, 2010
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An obscenely obnoxious young child who can't seem to behave in any place, at any time. Typically has clueless progenitors who are too busy getting drunk and socializing to watch their children. The bane of waitstaff and service personnel everywhere.
"That little crotch fruit almost made me drop my tray!"
"Ma'am, please keep your crotch fruit away from the knives in the kitchen section."
"Ma'am, please keep your crotch fruit away from the knives in the kitchen section."
by Lillyla March 8, 2009
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a crotch is someone or something that is disgusting and makes you regurgitate on the floor. somehow it can be used as every single part of speech. if something is rude and appalling, they are crotch.
a crotch is someone or something that is disgusting and makes you regurgitate on the floor. somehow it can be used as every single part of speech. if something is rude and appalling, they are crotch.
by swagdaddy750450 September 6, 2020
Get the Crotch mug.another way of saying a large amount;
if said by a male, it has a dual effect by saying a large amount while giving credit to the size of his "large" penis
originates from buttload, assload, shitload, fuckload, etc.
if said by a male, it has a dual effect by saying a large amount while giving credit to the size of his "large" penis
originates from buttload, assload, shitload, fuckload, etc.
"You have any weed?"
"I have a crotchload."
"A crotchload? Does that mean you have alot?"
"I don't know, ask your mom."
"I have a crotchload of work to do."
"I have a crotchload."
"A crotchload? Does that mean you have alot?"
"I don't know, ask your mom."
"I have a crotchload of work to do."
by Llerradster February 15, 2006
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Get the Crotch Noob mug.A man who will stuff the crotch area of his pants (often with socks) to enhance the look of his package
by helloworld1345 February 18, 2010
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