bootie crickets

Bootie Crickets is a condition of acknowledged sexuality whereby the male or female of a species, upon random sampling of pheromone transmission, is so detectable to the opposite sex that it must be acknowledged and commented upon.

Man, her Bootie Crickets are barkin' tonight!

by T. Swafford November 27, 2007

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Biddy Crutches

1. the use of one or two females (a.k.a. biddys) to support ones self at a part or outing when one is either incapable of supporting himself from intoxication or has a broken ankle, foot, or leg.

Person 1: Man, you have a broken ankle. How are you gunna get around at the party?

Person 2: I'll be fine. I'll just grab some biddy crutches.

by E Pops January 30, 2009

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crickets

when one of two parties are speaking on the telephone past ten p.m. when one of the parties asks a question that could or could not be life changing. the opposite party reacts in a way that could only be described by the sounds of crickets.

ben husband: hey madi, i dont know where your heart is. why are you acting this way? i love you and i want us to be together.

madi wife: *no response hence the use of crickets*

ben husband: stop giving me those crickets and tell me how you feel.

by cheesemachine December 6, 2009

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in crutches

to cause one to laugh so much they lose the ability to think or act in a normal manner.

The joke had them all in crutches.

by Will April 21, 2005

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strip crickets

The annoying folk on Las Vegas Boulevard that hand out cards for strippers/escorts etc. They flick the cards making a clicking noise kinda like crickets chirping.
vegas crickets, strip confetti

Those strip crickets really get in the way when I'm walking LVB

by SomethingMild January 14, 2010

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