craptacular

spectacularly crap. to be craptacular is to be crap but really amusing at the same time.

that movie was craptacular.

by Joanne&Alyce October 8, 2003

craptivity

an additional activity to accompany the excretion of solid bodily waste.

Jimothy: What's your favorite craptivity? Mine is chatting online.

Doyle: ... I usually just crap...

by Clintlan May 15, 2008

craptastic

Fantastically crappy. Something or some situation so crappy that it is barely to be believed. Akin to calling something "fantastic" in a sarcastic voice.

I went to a concert last night, and the motherfucking, craptastic audience made so much goddamned noise that I couldn't hear the music.

by snora December 2, 2009

Cripto

Updating your social networking profile with a cryptic/enigmatic statement that suggests you may be experiencing some distress.

Usually this is followed by a concerned friend publicly quizzing you as to the nature of your anguish, to which you reply " I don't want to talk about it on here!"

Cripto Level One: " :( "
Cripto Level Two:: "Meh?"
Cripto Level Three: "Why me?"
Cripto Level Four: "Why do people treat me like this?"
Cripto Level Five: "You'll miss me when I'm gone!"

by ginga-ninja78 August 21, 2010

craptaculicious

exhibiting the nature of crap or a craplike substance, but tasty. so bad it's good. transcendant in its craplike nature. truly resplendent in its crappiness.

"Dude, did you catch those R. Kelly videos? They're fucking craptaculicious. I could watch them all day!"

by J & B July 30, 2008

Cliptap

In gaming; the use of an entire clip by a player to take down a single opponent, often one that has startled the player. Similar to a double tap, with many many more bullets.

If you didnt cliptap so much, you might have ammo left before we got halfway into the level!

by ScianXiphos September 19, 2009

craptacularasstastic

A sarcastic adjective used to describe something so crappy it has to be brought to the power of the Tenth degree to give it justice on how awful it is. Essentially, it is craptastic squared.

Our flight was delayed on the taxiway 3 hours with no refreshments and the flight attendants were extremely rude, so it ended up to be one craptacularasstastic day.

by Aggressive Mediocrity July 2, 2012