the Snatch Alley cape cod

Old Wharf Road in Dennisport Ma. called this not because of kidnappings but because of the availablity of young girls in large amounts all looking for boys in hot cars. It was a reference to the desired part of the young womans anatomy, It has been called this for as long as i have been alive and at least into the early forties according to cousins older than I it was a stretch of road that ran between several "campgrounds" Large groups of cabins that had started out as tent sights and has turned into cabin villages. these were often rented out for family vacations and all the kids would go out at night and wander on "snatch alley"

where you going tonight ? i am heading up to snatch alley to find some

by Mr PF September 8, 2005

Carpet Baby

When a baby is conceived by semen picked up off of the carpet. Often done by the "scooting method" where the male ejaculates onto the carpet and then the female scoots her vagina across the semen-covered area.

Ethan's insecurities arose upon the discovery that he himself was a carpet baby.

Oooo that boy is so fine I’d have his carpet babies!

by bobsagetlover1 August 9, 2010

Cape Cod

Seriously the BEST PLACE ON THIS PLANET. Cape Cod is made up of locals, and then the fucking tourists. The locals are the hard working, lower/middle classes, who send their kids to a local Cape school. A local Cape Coddian doesn't have to be born on the Cape, rich, white, preppy, or part of the elite. To be considered a local, you have to have at least grown up on the Cape, you have to have had a majority of your k-12 schooling done on the Cape, you have to love everything to do with the ocean, you have to conservatively love the land and the people, but also be liberally willing to accept change. That's why you find so many Country Loving, AWESOME Rednecks on the Cape, especially in the Barnstable, Falmouth, Mashpee, area. The Cape is the melting pot of New England, also, you have to absolutely love Cape Girls, you have to love to have bonfires in the woods and on the beach, you have to love shotgunning beer, you have to love bending the rules, you need to be able to work with your hands, whether that be cars, doing landscaping, masonry, Cape Coddian's are tough, hardy, smart New Englanders. You also have to love Woods Hole. On the Cape you'll make some of the best friends, have some of the best hookups, meet some of the best girls/boys, go to some of the most lit bangers, and you'll learn to love trucks and how useful they are, and why being from the Cape is the best thing on Earth.

(Country Music Blasting in the f-150)
Foreman: What's the address Baxter?
Andrew: Woods Hole Gold Course

(arrive at the banger thats lit af with tons of Cape Girls having patron and beer)
Thats Cape Cod for you

by CapeCodRednecks January 30, 2017

Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape

A white cape that looks longer than your average cloak or cape.

Hey look it's a white and longer than an average cape, it must be a Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape.

by Bludshot May 30, 2006

Carpe Scrotum

Grab Life By The Balls

Carpe Scrotum!

by Ballsack August 8, 2003

carpet custard

the semi-dry gelatinous goo found on the floor by your other half's PC, usually amongst the crumpled tissues.

wtf's all that carpet custard doing there? I just cleaned this fucking floor you wanker!

by UKP August 21, 2010

cape face

The face one acquires living south of rt 3. The ruddy complexion of alcoholism mixed with salty sea air and oxycontin theft. White trash eyes are a plus, but not necessary.

I got so drunk last night i woke up in bed with this cape faced girl. I ran out immediately and went to dunkin' donuts.

by jenjet2 September 28, 2009