Camping Cologne

Any kind of Insect Repellant, Bug Spray, whatever keeps the mosquitos from biting.

Person 1: Aw, man, I'm being eaten alive by these bugs!
Person 2: Time to break out the Camping Cologne!

by Andrew Clayberg October 1, 2007

Camping Drunk

(verb) - 1. To drink enough that, in any other context, would normally cause one to pass out; however, because of the outdoor environment, one is able to chop wood, hike along a rocky trail, build a fire, swim to the other side of the lake, set up an extra tent etc. with little trouble.
2. Drinking mass amounts of alcoholic liquids while camping.
3. To wake up and start drinking with breakfast then continue drinking through out the day.

Usually done while sleeping in a tent but also occurs in cabins, motor homes and trailers.

I am Camping Drunk! It's a verb, look it up.

by felix_jungle December 26, 2011

crapping the bed

Crapping the bed means to do so horribly bad on something such as a test. If you crapped the bed you didn't do good on a test

Aww man I crapped the bed on that math test

He sure crapped the bed on that test

So far im crapping the bed on this unit

by crooxtor January 31, 2014

crapping on

to talk for a long time in a boring way

I had to listen to Mikey crapping on about his music collection.

by CALD 3rd Edition May 22, 2016

camping snatch

When you're on a 2 week camping trip, have sex around day 2 and have nowhere to wash the snatch.

Have you seen the flies around Stephens mums tent?

Yeah, she's got camping snatch.

by Snatchcrazy December 23, 2016

Crackling Cheese

The amalgam of semen, lube and fecal remnants around the anal rim after anal sex.

I couldn’t help but savor the aroma and the sight of her crackling cheese after I withdrew my engorged fuck knob from her posterior.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Bank Camping

Camping the bank within a main town on an online game.

Dude Giddie was totally "Bank Camping" the Ironforge bank all day!

by Ghost.of.Light June 14, 2008