craplet

a small turd left alone in a bowl

I left a craplet floating in the work bathroom

by diana gibson July 21, 2004

Crapple

When you shit out an apple

Bill: Hey Steve, I just took a crapple.

Steve: I'm gay!!!!!

Bill: I have a raging boner with ur name on it

by salty bolls July 23, 2011

crapples

1. Apples that are crappy (i.e., wormy, mealy or otherwise not good). 2. contraction crab + apples. 3. Apples that are wrapped with commercial caramel sheets and microwaved. (These are good and not like definition #1).

1. I sure hope I didn't buy crapples to make caramel apples at that orchard.

by lkthomps November 11, 2007

Crapple

looking like shit and semi-retarded at the same time.

Hey you sure are looking crapple today.

by Papa Sack September 22, 2010

Craplet

A small tidbit of info that relates to the topic people are talking about but is something that people don't give a big yellow rat crap about.

Erin "As I was saying, the reason that cd is so good is..."
Sam "My first CD was the Backstreet Boys"
Me "Thanks for that craplet Sam" (Sarcasticly)

by Jackpo September 7, 2007

Crapple

Any apple that is/tastes rotten, disgusting or like crap or doo-doo.

Person #1: Yuck, this apple is/tastes rotten!

Person #2: Ha Ha! You've got a crapple!

by Adam Flores December 29, 2006

crapple

i combination of the words crap and snapple. usually expresses unhappiness.

"ahh crapple i broke my new phone!!"

by kaima lani May 15, 2009