death eating crackers

When you just feel bad in general and cannot pinpoint the source. You have no symptoms of sickness such as a runny nose or nausea, but you really feel terrible.

I'm afraid I won't be bushhogging the field today, Betty. I feel like death eating crackers.

by Playon September 4, 2006

Prawn crackers

the crispy remains of tissues used for mopping up man milk, which have been left under the bed forgotten

just been in your brothers room and it is full of prawn crackers the little strummer

by Dan Glibals March 3, 2009

fudge crackers

usually said when something bad or unpleasant occurs and the person is around people who would be offended if another "F" word were to come from the person's mouth.

Teacher: You failed this class.
Student: Fudge Crackers!

by Phunkie July 30, 2011

soggy crackers

A game usually played at a party or in the locker room. A group of guys encircle a cracker or pile of crushed crackers (usually saltines) and ejaculate on it. The one who cums last or cums the least has to eat the soggy crackers.

Whenever I play soggy crackers, all I can think about is your mom, so I end up having to eat the pile, with a spoon.

by Calvin Hobbes September 16, 2006

crackerism

Honky stuff. You know, like mayonnaise and soccer practice.

The now-defunct Neo-nazi Bot promoted crackerism.

by A Pittance April 29, 2005

cheese crackers

The best biscuits u could ever find. advertised by ali salvemini and emma kameniar

Its a cracker...with cheese!

by Never you mind July 26, 2003

vagina crackers

old, crusty, vagina; usually that of a grandmothers; crustyness in the vaginal area

well your mom has vagina crackers, I saw them when i did her

by penismen April 3, 2010