crackoon

creature of the night; combination of a crackwhore and a racoon; one who is busted average

That girl is so busted average...what a crackoon

-She totally stole your boyfriend.

-I don't understand, she's ugly and acts like she's constantly on drugs.
-What a crackoon!

by crackoon August 1, 2009

cracknose

Someone who has brown on the end of thier nose.

"Oh god, he has a cracknose"

by BillIsCool June 30, 2008

Crackbook

RIM's (Research in Motion) tablet device, the Blackberry Playbook, released in 2011. Pre-dating this is RIM's personal communication device, the Blackberry, which came to be known as the Crackberry because of the addictive behavior that it inspired in users.

Even on the verge of first release, the Playbook had already picked up the Crackbook nickname. Maybe it's because when it comes to saying,

- "Crackbook"

or
- "the new RIM Playbook personal tablet device"

the nickname crackbook just saves you time and life.

I need apps for my Crackbook.

by Blackberry James May 5, 2011

Crackbeezy

A Bitch that'll do anything for CRACK! Basically, a skeezer with no morals, and has their mind on CRACK 24/7.

Someone1: Look at that dirty bitch on the corner looking for drugs.

Someone2: Yo, she's such a crackbeezy!

by D0P33KIIDD! September 8, 2007

crackednessocity

The amount by which a fissure or crack is authentic. Coined following the need to express the inauthenticity of the artificial crack installed in the Tate Modern art gallery in London, UK.

That crack is obviously man-made. It has a low level of crackednessocity.

by Pete O'Seal November 14, 2007

crackonica

To celebrate a holiday while getting high the entire time

This year we celebrated crackonica in are usual fashion of getting high as hell

by big brock December 5, 2009

Crackinest

Crackinest (adj.) that is what is of the coolest, the best of the best, where all the fuckin' funny shit is, unpredicable jargon, with a black-brother twist

(Example: Big Pimpin has the most crackinest page on facebook

He threw the most crackinest party ever!

My circle of friends are the most crackinest.

by Mama Beez May 10, 2010