couched

To be made a fool of, disrespected or more simply put owned.

You got couched son.

by Sam D. July 25, 2006

Cotches

A cotch is commonly misconceived as an STD or "crotch" misspelled however cotches are painful owwies on your feet due to shoes.

"those shoes give me cotches"

by LexieLou July 2, 2008

couche

A cool douche. A man who, despite being a douchebag, is still kind of cool.

Sting from the Police is kind of a douche, and yet he's also a pretty cool guy. He's a couche.

by osirusr March 22, 2010

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ?

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ? is French for "Do you want to go to bed tonight and give each other stoned, pleasure-gasms; sno-ball them, get cum-drunk, and continue until you both have drygasms.

I asked Matt, my cadet roomie, Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ?

by USAF Cadet January 24, 2021

Couche Tard

(Noun). The perfect phonetic contraction of "cock-sucking, douche-bag retard" used to describe only the most insufferable examples of self-righteous, holier-than-thou, alpha-male bullshit.

1: "In a shameless attempt to impress 'the Talent', the Couche Tard waxed quixotic about the recipe for braised endives his mother picked up in the south of France to the effect of rage and nausea."
2: "The authors of definitions 3 and 4 (above) are total Couche Tards."

by Boosh81 April 23, 2010

couche tard

An extremely dumb or annoying person; can be shortened to simply "couche".

Stop being a couche tard!
You're such a couche.

by Al February 3, 2005

couchist

Someone who puts couches in places where they don't belong. Kitchens, porches and sheds.

These people can relate to cults more than religion. There is no reasoning with them they will put a couch in a bathroom if they could.

I thought they were a friend but they ended up being a couchist! Could you believe that couch in their kitchen!

by darkbeer42 November 6, 2017