Coronavore

A person who hoards goods during an infectious pandemic; see also covidiot.

The China Syndrome; Wuhanic Plague; Kung Flu

hey Dude, don't be such a coronavore hoarding up all that beef and chicken !

by Urban Coweboy March 24, 2020

Coronacoma

When you take sleep so long during quarantine that you don't know what time it is or what is happening in the outside world and you may as well be in a coma.

A friend calls, waking you from a nap, with news from the outside world: "Thanks for waking me up from my coronacoma!"

by GypsyFairy March 24, 2020

Coronaloner

A person that has enjoyed quarantine so much, that they intend to stay solitary through choice after the event has passed.

Jesus, I never realised just what a bunch of assholes I used to spend my time with pre-covid, fuck that shit, I’m gonna become a coronaloner when this is all over.

by cheffykins March 31, 2020

coronahorn

Getting horny due to being stuck in a lockdown due to coronavirus.

"I've got such bad coronahorn, I got turned on by a picture of Donald Trump the other day."

by Bobble173 April 16, 2020

coronacops

Coronacops are the self-appointed neighborhood watchdogs who ensure their neighbors and fellow citizens are not violating the ever changing rules of coronacaptivity. They will dime you out in a second if you're maskless and/or only 5'11" from another human in public. See also, Karenazi and Kevinazi.

Mayor de Blassio opened up hotline for coronacops to report people for violating the rules of coronacaptivity. It was supposed to be just a tip line; the line was flooded with dick pics. The citizens utilized the 'members' of society to rise up against him.

by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020

Coronaworthy

Describing a person that is so hot you are willing to contract coronavirus to hook up with him/her.

Guy 1: dude she’s so hot and she’s single now, I’m gonna make a move
Guy 2: bro, you sure? Coronavirus is at an all time high right now...
Guy 1: I dont even care, she’s coronaworthy

by TheDawgPound94 April 23, 2020

CoronaBoner

A strong lust for another who you have been separated from for a long period of time. This phrase was popularised in the Covid-19 pandemic.

Miss my lass so much got a right coronaboner

by Boxiss June 15, 2020